20 signs you are a bad driver
Most of us do drive cars nearly every day. However, that does not always tell how skilled you are. If you can relate to a couple of these indicators, that’s how you may be shocked to discover that you are one bad driver!
1. You have failed your road test more than 3 times.
We can understand the first and second time, but at least make the third time the charm. (In Zimbabwe we give you grace. Go to as many times or test stations where you secure your licence with honour and dignity)
2. You do not stop at stop signs.
Contrary to popular belief, you cannot just slow down at stop signs. Iit says STOP.
3. You get nervous when the light turns yellow.
You often experience that uncertain sensation: stop, go, stop, go, STOP!
4. You would prefer to close your eyes while in reverse.
Please put the backup camera to use, or get one.
5. You take the long way just to avoid highways and main roads.
Sometimes keeping it simple makes it easier.
6. You scare your passengers often.
Buckle up everyone!
7. You are scared to drive after dark.
Of mugging by lions, tigers, and robbers, oh my! Not really. Put on the headlights, you should be fine.
8. You cant talk or listen to music during the drive.
Fo-fo-focus Ariana Grande style.
9. You will not drive in inclement weather.
Or at least should not do that.
10. You are constantly getting beeped at by other drivers.
Signal your turns, please!
11. You normally grip the wheel until your knuckles are white. If you are black?
It literally looks like Edward Cullen is driving. Who is he?
12. You do not use the brakes.
If you are a bad driver and you decide to go fast, you do not look cool. Even if you’re somehow confident in yourself, we on the road with you, we are not!
13. You do not use the gas pedal.
Speeding is one thing, but come on Grandpa!
14. You look one way, and assume no one else is coming the other way.
This is a big one. We were taught as kids to look both ways when we cross the street. It is literally the SAME concept.
15. You make maneuvers you normally would not when someone else is in the car.
Quit the nonchalant, blasé attitude. We know your tricks.
16. Your friends critique your driving skills
Sometimes it is playful and low key, but sometimes it is real and high importance so take the hint seriously.
17. Your license has been revoked until you are 21.
You just could not adhere to the rules for a couple years?
18. The red light camera has caught you more than once.
Fooled once, it’s an honest mistake. Fooled twice, you’re only human. If you’re fooled three times, it’s gets pretty embarrassing.
19. Your brand new car has numerous dents.
Yikes, it’s been a week! Gee weez !
20. Someone has run up to your car and told you to FO! Or they have insulted your mother in the vernacular.
True story. Pedestrians are often expressively angry.

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